Learn to RPG!!!

[jpariury]

Courtesy of Fark.com, I present the ultimate in gamer guides: Dungeons and Dragons for Complete and Utter Idiots.

 

[Seattle_Dave]

Learn to RPG -

1. Load round into end of RPG launcher
2. Point rpg at target
3. Pull trigger

 

[Egor]

Learn to RPG -

1. Load round into end of RPG launcher
2. Point rpg at target
3. Pull trigger

That's the simple version ^.

1. Load Grenade into tube
2. take off saftey
3. point pointy end at target
4. Blow thine enimies into tiny bits
5. Repeat

 

[Avaran]

You're still a bit too complex.

With an RPG, you just have to point it in the general direction of stuff that you want to kill. Aiming is optional.

 

[Paul]

"These are shiny. You like shiny. Shiny good. TIP! Get more shiny."

Sir Johnathan, King of the Kobolds? One of your minions got loose and dictated a book!

 

[Kittyfox]

I like the chart!!!

I will now print that out and put it in Kitty's stuff as a how to guide.

 

[skedros]

That was great!! I just printed out a copy of that article for my Friday night gaming group.