Umm, I if you're blind I can certainly help you out...however if you vant geography, you could just look at a map. I hear zhis Aramis guy has a shop zhat sells zem.
As for stories, I know zhere is a bard college you could sit in on. Vut until then...
How 'bout zhis, you vant stories? Come work aboard The Crescendo for me and you'll likely make stories of your own!
A simple traveler,
Binks
I meant to put from MigsI'll have to check it out at the next wayside market day that I can get to. May I contact you once it gets closer?