Ey you stinkin advenchrers,
Ya'll been busy dese las few monts comin' up and messin' 'round wit our night watch! I dunno why ya'll keep runnin' up tru mah land an killin' mah trolls, but I'm sickovit! Doncha got nothin' better ta do dan kill trolls all night?
Ya fool me once, yer stupid. Ya...