Gee-Perwin
Specialist
1. Strong drink
2. Game of cards
I'll admit the drink is strong here, and very sweet, but I miss home brew. I doubt anyone has a bottle of true home brew since we haven't been to Volta since...well, a long time. Regardless, I need something new to drink. Or is that something old? I don't know any more. I also need new opponents for a game of cards. It's so hard to read a chocolate golem's face when trying to play poker. Luckily you can eat the bastard's hands when it tries to collect its winnings. Hah! Speaking of winnings, that sore loser King still owes me! It seems I have a score to settle before I leave...
I love it here, but I need a break. So I'll be "home" soon.
One last thing--I hope everyone enjoyed the baklava, assuming Ragnar didn't eat it all. Be ready for more, plus other fun things!
Another last thing--Someone tell Gilwing to wash his beard beforehand. I don't want to have him stinking up our sleeping quarters. I think I just invited myself into your home, Gilwing.
The final last thing--This fudge tastes so good. Mmmmmmm.
Perwin Poppinfresh
2. Game of cards
I'll admit the drink is strong here, and very sweet, but I miss home brew. I doubt anyone has a bottle of true home brew since we haven't been to Volta since...well, a long time. Regardless, I need something new to drink. Or is that something old? I don't know any more. I also need new opponents for a game of cards. It's so hard to read a chocolate golem's face when trying to play poker. Luckily you can eat the bastard's hands when it tries to collect its winnings. Hah! Speaking of winnings, that sore loser King still owes me! It seems I have a score to settle before I leave...
I love it here, but I need a break. So I'll be "home" soon.
One last thing--I hope everyone enjoyed the baklava, assuming Ragnar didn't eat it all. Be ready for more, plus other fun things!
Another last thing--Someone tell Gilwing to wash his beard beforehand. I don't want to have him stinking up our sleeping quarters. I think I just invited myself into your home, Gilwing.
The final last thing--This fudge tastes so good. Mmmmmmm.
Perwin Poppinfresh