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Thanks for the props; I aim to please. I enjoyed the duality of humping an evil witch into submission and then immediately getting a little girl a Gift of Life and escorting her back to her mother. Ashnar in a nutshell. Had a good time, overall. Sad I won't be there for next event. Say...

Keneith, You may set up tents outside of my cabin, if you like. If you are attacked, you will be within screaming distance of me, and then I will be able to puppy-dog the Kobolds and find a healer for you and yours. I hope that helps. Ashnar Runebeard Ordo Tempestus Vassal Knight

See that, Jenna? That's your place; Rezzik just put you in it. Thanks for playing, come back real soon now. A. Runebeard Ordo Tempestus

I sure hope it was me. Also, you didn't use retribution correctly. Double-hope it's me, now. A. Runebeard Ordo Tempestus

Wurd to the Ashnar. Golem Attack 2.0.

Donating plasma to the ground as you spew blood everywhere before game starts doesn't count, Brooks. =) Super glad to hear you're coming to the long event! Steve

While I commend you for sticking to your ideals, sometimes, my dear, you need to understand that a fight is inevitable. Serenity to accept, wisdom to know the difference, you know the drill. You, as an adventurer, should know there will always be a place for good old-fashioned bloodshed...

Well, fool, now you've done it. You went and spoke ill of TadRon. It seems there is a lesson that needs teaching. While I do so hate to repeat myself, for slow, dim-witted individuals such as yourself, Ashnar's Academy of ***-Kickery is always open. You, sir, can now consider yourself...

Oh, you are quite right in your analogy, sir; adventurers are like children. I was not denying, defying, or denigrating any of your claims. Quite the contrary. I was agreeing with you and giving you a suggestion as how to beguile them into your personal aims. I'm going to assume that your...

I'd like to point out that your tone and choice of words (meddling, stay at home where you belong, etc.) implies you view "the adventurers of Valdanis" like children. If that it is the case, I suggest you tell them that they should show up, perhaps even go so far as to imply you'd like...

I'll be there. If you need my help, I'll NPC as much as you'd like, might even run something if it's kosher. Steve

Re: To Asyl and, specifically, the "arrogantly rude dark elf William, Your friends were payed; feel free to even up with them. The "benificial business relationship" (and it's spelled 'beneficial') you refer to is over. You, like Durk, have proven incapable of understanding simple concepts...

In fact, I did not. I prefer not to throw around titles like a cudgel; I have my artifact mace for that purpose. A. Runebeard

Both Bev and Matt did a great job making sure the event ran smoothly and with a plenty of fun things to do. Thank you both! Rob and Meeker, thank you both for NPC'ing your butts off. Very much appreciated. To the other NPC's I didn't know, thank you as well. And thanks to all of the PC's. I...

You were a superb host, Tadron. I am happy and proud that I could dole out a good boot-party to those who needed said festivities. As always, when you are in need, simply ask. To my beautiful Duchess, I hope you don't have buyer's remorse; you wouldn't be the first lady to regret her previous...

Ya, plans like this never work, but good luck on your witch hunt. A. Runebeard Ordo Tempestus

True enough. But... I will. Runebeard

Master Verdias, I don't know you. If I do, I don't remember you. Yet, I hate to see someone struggle with a moral/philosophical conundrum, so I have chosen to respond to you and clear up any misconceptions you might have. Durk, Tenacity, Alabastar, and I are killing Omnus because TadRon said...

<insert inappropriate comment about the sudden solidity of my pants organ>

Re: Pre-Reg for June 10th-12th (updated 6/6) Thanks Bev!