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Stop me if you've heard this... Ok, so Jesus walks into a hotel carying some large nails. He gives them to the receptionist and says "Hey, could you put me up for a night?" A cookie to whoever knows what movie that's from. By the way, I thought the cheasiest joke in existance was my...

Hey, healers are damn important! I am usually the cleric whenever I play D&D.

Probably because there aren't one million cities in the United States yet. Sure they could have done the sensible thing and numbered them in freaking order, but that wouldn't be as fun, now would it? Plymoth Rock would have the zipcode 1 in that case, right? It seems nothing starts with two...

Amusing It's fun seing exactly how uncoordinated I can make his arms from his legs. Also, don't forget Bubs or the Easter Bunny

Favorite stuff? Two words: Phaaaase Puppay! And one more: HIIIIIII!!! The phase pups were there for three purposes, to be cute, kind of annoying, and mostly to heal the PCs in the heat of battle. Unfortunately, I never saw any monsters while I played a phase pup, so I didn't get to live up to...

I will probably bring a friend with me, Austin. Some of you may have seen him at a game day already. Both of us will NPC.

I may or may not need a ride this time. Yeah, I may just show up to pick on poor helpless PCs. If I feel like it. And if I can find a ride. If I can't borrow one of my parents' cars, I'll need to be picked up either from the U-district in Seattle (preferred), or from Renton. I'll try to...

I'm personally looking forward to Ghost more than anything right now. Even Zelda. For some reason, I'm seeing World of Warcraft as a prettier Diablo II, but larger. I do not need another such addiction. Took me long enough to finally put that one down. Besides, we've all heard the rumors of...

Let's see, stupid joke, stupid joke... Here's one from my high school chem teacher, Mr. Russenko, or Ru-ru as we called him. What's grey and comes in quarts? ... An elephant. Can't forget the atom joke. Two atoms bump into each other in the sidewalk...

Some Japanese scientists explain the princibles behind a "productive human-robot interaction." Those silly Japanese and their robots! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uncanny_Valley

No, I wasn't suggesting playing this game, uhh, in game. Maybe before, while we wait for characters to get dressed, or after things start to wind down. Besides being seen as heathen to some of the characters, it might be outright dangerous. In the real world, these pieces of cardboard are...

As long as today seems to be Share-your-favorite-flash-cartoons Day, I may as well recoment this: http://www.jibjab.com

Meh, it was all right. Nothing beats this, though. Mr. Stabby Mr. Stabby II There is a third one, but it is not worthy of much. Say, does he remind you of anyone... familiar?

Tom: Top Gun Pilot (Boo Yeah!) thedarkjedi: Lap dancer

You know, I may just have to bring my Magic: The Gardening cards to the next NERO event, or at least the next one I attend. My decks are mostly unmodified in years, but you can't modify perfection, can you? Ph34r teh 51iv4r5!!!

I've heard that joke like everywhere, but I only found out where it's from recently. But hey, Chem goggles are designed to protect your eyes from H2SO4 being -splashed- on your face. Submersing yourself kinda goes beyond the warantee. I haven't been following Magic: The Nerdening in a while...

You liked that? Well get ready for Poke the Bunny!!! Best. Flash game. Ever. Other than Peasant's Quest.

It should be fine now. The rules say it has to be based off my own name or one of my character's. Still, it's only temporary. Once I actually make a character, that's what my hopefully more permanent account will be named. So far, I have exclusively NPC'd, but people have been pressuring me to...

Looks like my account has been "cleaned up" by Dan. Meh, no hard feelings or anything. I wasn't sure of that rule when I created the account. I didn't have any characters made, so I used my live journal/Direct Connect tag. Looks like I will be known as simply "Tom" till I actually get around to...