I will again find myself partaking in the questionably sane activity of visiting your fantastically under-inebriated town of too many things that want to stab my face. Well maybe not my face specifically, but the faces of those around me that I am either friends with or find generally attractive, and thusly placing my face in immediate danger of laceration.
That aside, I greatly desire to procure mere moments of your time to turn your vast and unending ritual knowledge and experience into an item of enchantment and mystery. I shall provide the materials, components, and refreshments (of your choosing if you inform me before I arrive). You need only bring your lovely self, and an appropriate circle for casting.
For all of this I shall compensate you appropriately in the form of your choosing. Presuming of course your choosing does not involve anything unreasonable for the services requested, or you additionally choose to sweeten your side of the deal to accommodate additional un-reasonableness.
Please let me know at your earliest convenience if we have an accord.
-Anyon
That aside, I greatly desire to procure mere moments of your time to turn your vast and unending ritual knowledge and experience into an item of enchantment and mystery. I shall provide the materials, components, and refreshments (of your choosing if you inform me before I arrive). You need only bring your lovely self, and an appropriate circle for casting.
For all of this I shall compensate you appropriately in the form of your choosing. Presuming of course your choosing does not involve anything unreasonable for the services requested, or you additionally choose to sweeten your side of the deal to accommodate additional un-reasonableness.
Please let me know at your earliest convenience if we have an accord.
-Anyon