None will put me in a sealed location, much less a human. I am no weapon for any but the forests themselves and my family on occasion.
I will personally tear the throat from the fool who set this whirlwind of horror in motion with the very claws they forced upon me. You thought you could dull...
*you hear a voice clearly pained but controlled, surrounded by static* If anyone cares to associate with me I will rendezvous with you. Greater numbers are of extreme benefit with so many maladies effecting our numbers. I have sent an emergency plea for my Gilded Claw family to come in number to...
I feed the homeless nearly every day….it's me….I don't live in a home. Ha ha ha. Can we return to pumpkin treats now? I will feed you several pumpkin chocolate chip cookies and all will be well. They are delicious, V. Accept my sweet and delicious fall truce cookies.
So very, very touchy. Though I'm sure the constant suspicion you are the target of would serve to dull the sense of humor. I will endeavor to not jest in your direction in the future.
There will be no shortage of delicious pumpkiny baked goods. (Mine will have a 0% chance of including people parts.) This will be a truly bountiful celebration of the autumnal change.